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mathematicalpotato:

perchu:

shslvalkyrie:

What a time to be alive.

aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT. THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT. FUCK THIS,AND  FUCK YOU MOREOS

oh my god the original moreos post

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kirschtein-be-bitchin:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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wait

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what

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there’s a list???

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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in conclusion god is an asshole

for comparison:

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okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

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damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”

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useyourwandbro:

lumoscas:

blue-and-bronzed-princess:

hpnextgenuniverse:

Hogwarts started doing a student exchange program between the houses. Once a year, four unfortunate students would be selected and then placed in one of the other three houses for two weeks to “experience new things and better understand your fellow students.” Seriously, imagine how much fun we can have with this headcanon.
“Why is it always so dark in your guys’ dorms all the time? And p-please get that snake away from me.”
“Do Gryffindors have to be so loud ALL THE TIME? I’m trying to study!”
“I mean I sneeze and I get bombarded with two dozen ‘bless you’s! And if one more person tries to give me another passionate hug or asks me if there’s anything I want to talk about, I’m going to hex someone!”
“I DON’T KNOW WHERE VANISHED OBJECTS GO, I JUST WANT INTO MY BLOODY ROOM!”

HAHAHA

best part, you could tell which houses the persno came from and which house they were talking to.

this is everything

useyourwandbro:

lumoscas:

blue-and-bronzed-princess:

hpnextgenuniverse:

Hogwarts started doing a student exchange program between the houses. Once a year, four unfortunate students would be selected and then placed in one of the other three houses for two weeks to “experience new things and better understand your fellow students.” Seriously, imagine how much fun we can have with this headcanon.

“Why is it always so dark in your guys’ dorms all the time? And p-please get that snake away from me.”

“Do Gryffindors have to be so loud ALL THE TIME? I’m trying to study!”

“I mean I sneeze and I get bombarded with two dozen ‘bless you’s! And if one more person tries to give me another passionate hug or asks me if there’s anything I want to talk about, I’m going to hex someone!”

“I DON’T KNOW WHERE VANISHED OBJECTS GO, I JUST WANT INTO MY BLOODY ROOM!”

HAHAHA

best part, you could tell which houses the persno came from and which house they were talking to.

this is everything

hemidemisplemmyquaver

Anonymous asked:

u take a lot of selfies. do u think ur pretty or smoething? ur not

bottomupcas answered:

hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not. 

and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.

i’m fat.

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i always have a double chin.

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i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles

and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why

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i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up 

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i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25

also, it’s the size of fucking texas

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i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth

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my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count. 

so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.

which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while. 

TO ANYONE READING THIS: DON’T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR LIKING THE WAY YOU LOOK—EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR A SECOND. IF YOU LOOK NICE, YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING SELFIE AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE GOD DAMN WORLD BC THEY DESERVE TO SEE THE GOD/GODDESS YOU ARE!

that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.

you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.

your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.

you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.

your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like  a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face? 

TAKE A MOTHAFUCKING SELFIE!

thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.

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hemidemisplemmyquaver
hemidemisplemmyquaver:

We did the Harry Potter studio tour today and it was actually amazing
It was only 6 days ago we marathoned all the films but I want to watch them again now
The shop at the end was expensive as fuck though (worse than I expected) and of COURSE there was less merch for ravenclaw and hufflepuff than for the other two but I got a cute lil ravenclaw tie keyring, a poster, my butterbeer cup to keep, a free badge and bookmark and a souvenir guidebook thing that came with our ticket
But it was still so so so good 10/10 would recommend here is a butterbeer selfie

I’m a bit late at reblogging that, but it was SO SO SO GOOD I loved it, and yeah the shop was craaaaazaaay expensive but I got me a Hufflepuff poster and bae got me a DA keyring, and I also got me a nice Hufflepuff mug from the Platform 9 3/4 shop in King’s Cross station
and here’s a butterbeer selfie (a bit late too)

hemidemisplemmyquaver:

We did the Harry Potter studio tour today and it was actually amazing

It was only 6 days ago we marathoned all the films but I want to watch them again now

The shop at the end was expensive as fuck though (worse than I expected) and of COURSE there was less merch for ravenclaw and hufflepuff than for the other two but I got a cute lil ravenclaw tie keyring, a poster, my butterbeer cup to keep, a free badge and bookmark and a souvenir guidebook thing that came with our ticket

But it was still so so so good 10/10 would recommend here is a butterbeer selfie

I’m a bit late at reblogging that, but it was SO SO SO GOOD I loved it, and yeah the shop was craaaaazaaay expensive but I got me a Hufflepuff poster and bae got me a DA keyring, and I also got me a nice Hufflepuff mug from the Platform 9 3/4 shop in King’s Cross station

and here’s a butterbeer selfie (a bit late too)

jaimetalangue

ES- Airport vocab in Spanish

jaimetalangue:

Arriving

  • el aeropuerto - airport
  • el avión - the (air-/aero-)plane
  • el viaje - the trip
  • el vuelo - the flight
  • las llegadas - arrivals
  • aterrizar - to land
  • (la) recogida equipajes - baggage claim
  • la maleta - the suitcase
  • el equipaje de mano - the hand-luggage
  • el pasaporte - the passport
  • el DNI, Documento Nacional de Identidad (Es) - ID card
  • los tránsitos - transits
  • la salida - the exit

Other means of transportation

  • el bus (autobús) - the bus
  • el trotebús - the trolleybus
  • la tranvía - the tramway
  • el ferrocarril - the railway
  • el metro (ferrocarril metropolitano) - the underground (BrEn) / subway (AmEn)
  • el tren - the train

Leaving

  • las salidas - departures
  • la compañía aérea - the airline
  • la facturación - the check-in
  • las maquinas autocheck-in - auto check-in machines
  • el control de seguridad - the security control
  • la tarjeta de embarque - the boarding pass
  • la puerta (de embarque) - the (boarding) gate
  • el destino - the destination
  • el pasajero - the passenger
  • la tripulación - the crew
  • la azafata, la aeromoza (AmL) - the air hostess
  • el cinturón - the seat belt
  • el chaleco salvavidas - the life vest
  • Abróchese el cinturón mientras esté sentado" - "Fasten seat belt while seated"
  • Chaleco salvavidas debajo de su asiento" - "Life vest under your seat"
  • despegar - to take off