and my mum asked me yesterday if I’d donated the money she’d given me before leaving
and I fucking forgot to do that
I had one job
one fucking job
i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise
there’s a list???
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
in conclusion god is an asshole
okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so
god gambles with your souls pass it on
This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”
hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not.
and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.
i always have a double chin.
i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles
and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why
i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up
i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25
also, it’s the size of fucking texas
i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth
my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count.
so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.
which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while.
TO ANYONE READING THIS: DON’T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR LIKING THE WAY YOU LOOK—EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR A SECOND. IF YOU LOOK NICE, YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING SELFIE AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE GOD DAMN WORLD BC THEY DESERVE TO SEE THE GOD/GODDESS YOU ARE!
that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.
you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.
your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.
you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.
your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face?
TAKE A MOTHAFUCKING SELFIE!
thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.
We started with Philosopher’s Stone at 10am on Saturday and finished Deathly Hallows P2 at 6am on Sunday
HP marathon = success
yessss (late update haha)
- el aeropuerto - airport
- el avión - the (air-/aero-)plane
- el viaje - the trip
- el vuelo - the flight
- las llegadas - arrivals
- aterrizar - to land
- (la) recogida equipajes - baggage claim
- la maleta - the suitcase
- el equipaje de mano - the hand-luggage
- el pasaporte - the passport
- el DNI, Documento Nacional de Identidad (Es) - ID card
- los tránsitos - transits
- la salida - the exit
Other means of transportation
- el bus (autobús) - the bus
- el trotebús - the trolleybus
- la tranvía - the tramway
- el ferrocarril - the railway
- el metro (ferrocarril metropolitano) - the underground (BrEn) / subway (AmEn)
- el tren - the train
- las salidas - departures
- la compañía aérea - the airline
- la facturación - the check-in
- las maquinas autocheck-in - auto check-in machines
- el control de seguridad - the security control
- la tarjeta de embarque - the boarding pass
- la puerta (de embarque) - the (boarding) gate
- el destino - the destination
- el pasajero - the passenger
- la tripulación - the crew
- la azafata, la aeromoza (AmL) - the air hostess
- el cinturón - the seat belt
- el chaleco salvavidas - the life vest
- “Abróchese el cinturón mientras esté sentado" - "Fasten seat belt while seated"
- “Chaleco salvavidas debajo de su asiento" - "Life vest under your seat"
- despegar - to take off
done sports all my life and hospital hunger wins easily
If you say so ^^ but really, it’s not even a competition, I was just trying to prove him that his point was useless and his comment stupid and pretentious as fuck
But as usual, he played the victim and I was being rude
Yap, the metro is terrible! I always avoid using the subway. And Barcelona is such a nice city to walk around so… ;)
Sure it is! (apart from the heat haha but I’m used to it because it’s the same more or less in Nice so)